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Fifty Shades of Grey

fifty shades of greyOk, at 60 plus you might want to know what the heck I am doing reading Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James.   This book topped the best seller list around the world.  Selling over 70 million copies worldwide and rights sold into 37 countries, setting the record as the fastest selling paperback of all times, surpassing even the Harry Potter series.  If you can believe that…

It  has been quoted by some News Agencies as “Mommy Porn” and has a fan base composed mainly of married women over thirty.  It is suppose to be a grown up take on “The Twilight Saga” created for the under thirty or even younger teenage generation.  Which was all about obsessive love and heart throb with beautiful people, luxury and vampire lust?  So, Fifty Shades doesn’t have the bite of Twilight but it certainly is on erotic romance trilogy which delves into light BDSM, dominance and submission role-playing in a very alluring way.  It takes those everyday romance novels and extends them to another level.

I loved the story line and yes from time to time I felt all the exotic love making did get over played and to be honest I skimmed a few of those lines and paragraphs once I got the just of where it was going, but overall I thought the writing was really well done and it kept me reading to the end of the third book.  It had some predictable twists and the relationship between Ana and Christian was all about love of our hearts,  dreams and the lust of our bodies.

So, Senior Sexy read on….  We are not over the hill just yet and Fifty Shades of Grey just might help you remember that inner glow.   We are all in need of a hug, some love and sexual play no matter the age.  It just might help with the aches and pains…

And of course there is a movie in the works scheduled for release in 2014, starring none other than Charlie Hunnam.  The young heart throb of “Sons of Anarchy”.

Kiddie Germ

Went to the pharmacy today to pickup a prescription and my friends and family would classify me as a true blue (or green) germ phobia somewhat like Howie Mandel.  Checkout Howie has a house behind his house.   I justify it by saying that I am dealing with some serious health issues at the moment and one of my meds is very clear about not being exposed to viruses in order to avoid serious side effects.  I have survived several cancers, heart surgery and a few other issues and seriously want to stick around, I’ve got lots to do.  So, yeah I’m a little uptight about being around sick people. You know the type, the ones that are coughing without covering their mouths, sneezing, and just generally looking yucky.  So on this day I was very annoyed when this mother who was in the pharmacy with a child about seven obviously picking up medicine for this kid that was coughing so hard you could hear the wheeze in her chest, and she’s telling her mom the she can’t get the stuff out of her throat.  So, to say the child was not well would be an understatement.

What was frustrating was this kid was all over the small pharmacy picking up and touching everything.  The candy, the jewelry on the counter, picking up the display items even the back scratches which she grabbed opened up and then put back.  She must have touched every cane and walking stick, pulling them out and putting them back in until she caught her mom’s eye.  To top it off for what ever reason she zoomed in on me.  I tried to avoid her and went to sit in the chairs on the far side and as soon as I sat down, she came to sit beside me, so I moved and walked around the back of store and came back around the front and sat by the blood pressure machine.  Then she came over there, so I got up and went back to the chairs and sure enough here she came again, so I moved again.  In my mind she was like the demon kid from hell, I couldn’t shake.

Finally, their prescription was ready and they left the store and I avoided touching everything but my med package and my wallet.  So, moms with sick kids out there please have a little concern for the other folks coming into the pharmacy and try to restrict your flu and coughing kids from touching all the tempting goodies and passing on their bad germs.  We baby-boomers have a hard time fighting off those nasty bugs and need all the help we can get.